Since I still don’t know what the gaim fruits are I’ll just do all the fruits.
melon - my first impression of you - Weird tall man. Looks like a hobbit. WEIRD TALL MAN.
peach - what i like most about your blog - Remembering that you are a person who exists. We should probably talk more.
orange - my opinion of you now and our status - Friend I haven’t talked with much in forever. You’re certainly nice and interesting. We just kind of fell apart after high school. Even though we both know shanno.
coconut - a blog that reminds me of yours - Shannon’s.
plum - a song that reminds me of you / your blog - YOU DIED! the Dark Souls song. It’s silly nature makes me think of your gaming things and things we talked about.
sweet pea - would i go out with you - Only as a friend.
strawberry - i secretly think… you smell hot? I do not know. This is secret enough I think. Wait did I ever tell you that. I told someone this. Was it Shannon? No. BUT WHO???
mango - anything you want me to answer about you - all the questions i can think of are awkward
This compels you to make up questions for the fruits that aren’t there. This also means you need to do questions for the Fruit of Knowledge, the Fruit of the Underworld, Fruit of Rider #1, and Fruit of Fourze.
Earlier in the shower I started thinkng about the Discworld and how refreshng it is that witchcraft is shown to be the deeper, more legitimate, less silly form of magiccrafting than wizardry and how witches are v serious and work in harmony while wizards tend to be silly and narcissistic and I wanted to write a post about it but I forgot it
so instead of a nuanced essay about the way magic and magc crafting works on the Discworld you get my concerns about furry porn I’m so sorry
THAT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT DISCWORLD TOO.
I thought you wanted to keep the cycle of pettiness going?
And you wanted otherwise.
See, any way you slice it, I win. Arguing about continuing the pettiness is petty. Not arguing about it is petty. I am the house.