fuckyeahpixivranking:

「Hat team」/「♣3」
posted 28 minutes agoSeptember 2, 2014 with 128 notes - via / origreblog

Coffee is making me twitchy BUT I’M DOING MY FUCKING WORK

posted 28 minutes agoSeptember 2, 2014 with 3 notes • reblog

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

posted 1 hour agoSeptember 2, 2014 with 1,797 notes - via / origreblog

aondeug:

Since I still don’t know what the gaim fruits are I’ll just do all the fruits.

melon - my first impression of you - Weird tall man. Looks like a hobbit. WEIRD TALL MAN.

peach - what i like most about your blog - Remembering that you are a person who exists. We should probably talk more.

orange - my opinion of you now and our status - Friend I haven’t talked with much in forever. You’re certainly nice and interesting. We just kind of fell apart after high school. Even though we both know shanno.

coconut - a blog that reminds me of yours - Shannon’s.

plum - a song that reminds me of you / your blog - YOU DIED! the Dark Souls song. It’s silly nature makes me think of your gaming things and things we talked about.

sweet pea - would i go out with you - Only as a friend.

strawberry - i secretly think… you smell hot? I do not know. This is secret enough I think. Wait did I ever tell you that. I told someone this. Was it Shannon? No. BUT WHO???

mango - anything you want me to answer about you - all the questions i can think of are awkward

http://kamenrider.wikia.com/wiki/Lockseeds

This compels you to make up questions for the fruits that aren’t there. This also means you need to do questions for the Fruit of Knowledge, the Fruit of the Underworld, Fruit of Rider #1, and Fruit of Fourze.

posted 1 hour agoSeptember 2, 2014 with 1 note - via / origreblog

illustratosphere:

The Little Prince by Aracee

posted 1 hour agoSeptember 2, 2014 with 612 notes - via / origreblog
mnxmnkmnd:

it’s important to get experienced consultants when designing hell. you don’t want to run into the mythical man-month, a large mythical beast that rips apart the afterlife

Hoozuki no Reitetsu by Eguchi Natsumi, trans. hourou musume and kidu

incidentally, the other scanlators’ translation of this bugs me out.


  In the past, Japan was only divided into “this” and “that” realm. However at one point in time, “yomi”, the name of “that” realm, was engulfed in chaos due to the dead.


that’s just so unnatural. what does that quote thing even correspond to in japanese? it’s ridiculous in english.

mnxmnkmnd:

it’s important to get experienced consultants when designing hell. you don’t want to run into the mythical man-month, a large mythical beast that rips apart the afterlife

Hoozuki no Reitetsu by Eguchi Natsumi, trans. hourou musume and kidu

incidentally, the other scanlators’ translation of this bugs me out.

In the past, Japan was only divided into “this” and “that” realm. However at one point in time, “yomi”, the name of “that” realm, was engulfed in chaos due to the dead.

that’s just so unnatural. what does that quote thing even correspond to in japanese? it’s ridiculous in english.

posted 1 hour agoSeptember 2, 2014 with 3 notes - via / origreblog
Track: Girls, Girls, Girls
Artist: Jay-Z
Album: The Blueprint (2001)
played 15687 times

I got this black chick and she don’t know how to act
Always talkin’ out her neck, makin’ her fingers snap
She like, “Listen Jigga man, I don’t care if you rap, you better r-e-s-p-e-c-t me.”

(Source: expiredfeelings)

posted 1 hour agoSeptember 2, 2014 with 3,313 notes - via / origreblog

couchnap:

screamingintovaginas:

Earlier in the shower I started thinkng about the Discworld and how refreshng it is that witchcraft is shown to be the deeper, more legitimate, less silly form of magiccrafting than wizardry and how witches are v serious and work in harmony while wizards tend to be silly and narcissistic and I wanted to write a post about it but I forgot it

so instead of a nuanced essay about the way magic and magc crafting works on the Discworld you get my concerns about furry porn I’m so sorry

THAT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT DISCWORLD TOO.

posted 1 hour agoSeptember 2, 2014 with 16 notes - via / origreblog
I thought you wanted to keep the cycle of pettiness going?

And you wanted otherwise.

See, any way you slice it, I win. Arguing about continuing the pettiness is petty. Not arguing about it is petty. I am the house.

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

posted 2 hours agoSeptember 2, 2014 with 421,051 notes - via / origreblog